Last potty of the night routine:

run across the yard

sniff around

eat some grass

lay down

"ok let's go inside!"- NOPE.

roll over and play dead

*pulls and drags Rottsky towards the house*

OH CRAP I NEED TO PEE! ((RUNS AWAY)) 🤦

2am Update: perfect time for a snack 😋

*crunch*crunch*crunch*